Saturday, Jan. 01, 2005
Did you all of a fun New Years Eve? I certainly did!
Holy Mary Mother of God...
I fucking rocked out like a damned rock stahhhh last night and rang in the New Year with a bang, let me tell you! Oh goodness. My cousin Janine was very impressed with the way in which I managed to keep up with her and rock in the New Year.
Wow. I had way to much drunken fun last night. Not insanely drunk, but as drunk as I've ever been in my life. I was feeling pretty good and making lots of friends with the people there. My morals remained as high as ever though and Ted-ted behaved herself when it came to the man department, though I got about five New Year's kisses...some of which ended up on my lips inadvertantly...woops.
I didn't drink a ton last night, but wow, what I drank sure did have me pretty drunk for a fair amount of time. I was honestly doing rather well until my sweet cousin Jim made me a take a shot of southern comfort and lime with him and like six other people. Damn that shit was good, but it made me lose any hope I had of staying somewhat sober last night.
I also vaguely remember having my ass grabbed by a couple of people there, but nothing to raunchy occurred. Though I did manage to make a few drunken text messages and phone calls. I also recieved a few drunk phone calls from some people(I have a drunken message on my cell phone to prove it) that I doubt they will really remember.
Have I mentioned that last night was like a freaking high school reunion. Not the best thing in the world to be at, but wow, some of those boys have put on some beer weight. I mean they were skinny little twigs when we graduated and now they all have guts and chins, etc. Kind of funny considering I'm thirty pounds lighter than I was in high school now. Neh neh. Its always the popular good looking ones who go down hill after their high school glory days. Makes me smile...
There was almost an incident of indecent exposure, that I quickly averted. Well, I didn't stop the exposure, I just fucking ran like hell cause I had no desire to see what was about to be put on display. My cousin also almost got mushroomed in the process too, which was pretty frigging funny, but, again, something I didn't really feel like witnessing. LOL. See, even as a drunk, I'm still a good girl.
I almost forgot to mention the high point of my evening. Everyone ready for this? Ted-ted took her first drunken tumble yesterday...well, actually it was earlier this morning. The sad thing is that I'd started getting pretty sober too. You know the sober where your brian isn't fuzzy at all really, your motor skills are just sort of impaired. Well, that impairment caused me to miss the first step in a set of four or five stairs and doooooowwwn my ass went. I fucked up my middle finger pretty bad and have bruises all up my legs and knees. Ha! My first drunken battle scares! Go me!
Yea, so I definetely did not get home until four o'clock last night. Went to bed woke up at eight this morning, tried to nap, but was getting phone calls and making some in an attempt to relive all the ruckas that occurred and am now feeling pretty tired. But, good times were had by all and I'll be hot damned if it wasn't the best New Year I've ever had. Woooo....good times, good times!
I hope everyone was having as enjoyable a time as me! Happy 2005 everyone!
ted-ted at 11:11 a.m.